After receiving a very nicely worded legal communication from parties who shall remain nameless (but who are absolutely not crazy), we have elected — voluntarily and with great dignity — to temporarily suspend operations of this website.

Let the record reflect that Dave has seen the letter, read the letter, and — after applying ice to the affected area — agreed that this is probably for the best.

No further comment will be issued at this time. Dave is fine. The ice pack is precautionary. The stars circling his head are also precautionary.